This is Clickbait

You won't believe what this article says, just click on it and find out.

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Despite the title stating that this article is clickbait, you still clicked on it. Nice. But seriously though, this article really is clickbait. If you  were expecting to see some content filled, thought provoking article, you have been misled. The only reason I wrote this is so I could dupe you into reading it and earning me ad money (Unless you are using adblock, in which case you should probably disable it for the site).

The longer you keep reading, the more money I make, and it might be in your best interest to stop reading now, but you probably won’t.

This is the part of the article where I include a picture of boobies, because everyone loves boobies, right?

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clickbait boobies

 

And here’s a picture of a hot black chick because I’m not racist:

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Hot Black chick – I’m not racist

And here’s a picture of a hot Asian chick. I’ve got a diversity quota to fill:

Asian chick to fill my diversity quota
Asian chick to fill my diversity quota

And finally here’s the picture of a cat. Everybody loves cats:

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Picture of a cat I got from Google

You still there? Great.

Since I don’t really have anything interesting to say, I’m just going to make a top 5 list of our most read articles, with the intention of duping you into reading one of them; don’t fall for this.

If you are still reading at this point, you are either incredibly curious or bored, very very bored. Anyway, I’m off to play Halo or something. Thanks for for reading my clickbait article.

 

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