Sonic The Hedgehog VS Twitter Feminists


The Official Twitter account of Sonic The hedgehog apparently run by a young fellow known as “Aaron Webber” is known to be extremely savage and ruthless, like this time They took the piss out of Youtube Gaming

On the 18th of February around 2:25 AM GMT, the account replied to a Tweet from A Twitter profile ;The original tweet read:

This may surprise you but, there are rumours going around saying you are a hedgehog. Can you confirm this?”

Sonics’ replied:

We actually identify as an attack helicopter. Check your privilege.”

Seen below:

The joke is of course a classic reference to the Attack Helicopter Copypasta Invented by 4chan and recently seen all across the web. The rather hilarious Copypasta makes fun of and parodies absurd gender, sexual and self identification posts often found on social networks like Tumblr. The full copypasta reads:

“I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.”

Of course, The thought police on Twitter wasn’t having any of it. Professional Victim Brianna Wu said it was a “Shot at transgender people”

And then followed up with this Tweet:

All around, the accusations of “Trans-phobia” were being flown around

Others were busy trying to get the person running the Twitter account fired

Sega and Sonic are yet to reply to the controversy or even make any hint to it, as many long time Sonic fans promise to boycott the game if they apologize for making a harmless joke. Knowing the guys handling the Official Sonic The Hedgehog account, They’re probably sitting in a circle at a pub somewhere having a laugh at the man-children getting offended over nothing.


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