Cenk Uygur is on fire right now and all we can do is point and laugh


Its been almost a month since I published an article on this website. In fact, I promised myself I was going to get off the Internet throughout the month of December and enjoy the holidays…. returning only after the Christmas festivities to resume shitposting sometime in January.

But when I woke up this morning and read the news about Cenk Uygur, I just couldn’t resist grabbing my laptop to write about it, while grinning like an innocent kid who has just seen a woman’s nakedness for the first time.

For anyone oblivious to what I am talking about, blog posts written by the founder and host of ultra-liberal YouTube channel “The Young Turk” have surfaced online, and ooooohh my God …. Its a doozy. If you thought Age Of Shitlords and the content we post is edgy, just wait till you read some of the things Cenk had to say about women a little more than a decade ago.

In one blog post, he referred to women as “genetically flawed” because they didn’t want to have sex nearly as often as men:

In an entry from 2000, Uygur complained about not having enough sex while living in Miami: “It seems like there is a sea of tits here, and I am drinking in tiny droplets. I want to dive into the whole god damn ocean,” he wrote. “Obviously, the genes of women are flawed. They are poorly designed creatures who do not want to have sex nearly as often as needed for the human race to get along peaceably and fruitfully.”

It gets worse. In another blog entry, Cenk “Her body her rules” Uygur has a list of dating rules and demands which he says women must follow:

In another entry, “Rules of Dating,” Uygur described how fast physical intimacy should progress.
“Women, ignore these at your peril,” he wrote. “Rule 1: There must be some serious making out by the third date. If I haven’t felt your tits by then, things are not about to last much longer. In fact, if you don’t get back on track by the fourth date, you’re done.”
He added: “Rule 2: There must be orgasm by the fifth date.”

And then comes the Pedo stuff:

Another post from 2004 described a road trip with Uygur and David Koller, now senior vice president of operations at the Young Turks. The post was written in the style of a diary entry. At one point, “Dave” described chatting up some underage teenage girls he called “whores in training.”
“In one small Pennsylvania town we stopped for gas, and while Cenk filled up I went to talk to these three girls who were walking down the road nearby. Turns out they were three teenage girls, whores in training, literally looking for boys to pick them up,” he wrote. “They were around 14-16 and in a few more years will be pretty damn good looking.”

The story was first broken by The Wrap, who found and published the blog posts. In an interview with him, Cenk told writers he was “a conservative” at the time he wrote the blog posts and that he no longer holds those views, because he’s now a liberal…… which is funny, because I don’t remember calling women “genetically flawed” or calling underage teenagers “whores in training” being a conservative talking point.

Cenk has since been ousted by “The Justice Democrats”, a progressive political group himself and others founded earlier this year to promote progressive political candidates. The group said it found Cenk’s comment deeply disturbing and demanded his resignation. “We would be hypocrites to not act immediately and ask for their resignation” they said, referring to Cenk and David Koller, the senior vice president of operations at The Young Turks.