Bill Nye has gone full retard

You either died a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a cuck


Bill Nye ‘the science guy’ is back and he’s raising the bar for cringe-ness everywhere. No one can ever top this.

On one of the episodes of his new Netflix special titled “Bill Nye saved the world”, Bill decided to feature a segment about gender and sexuality, which was performed by a sitcom actress. Rachel Bloom, the actress from “Crazy ex-girlfriend,” performed a song titled “My sex junk” aaaaaaaaaand the video gave me Cancer.

I’m not going to say anymore, just that everyone who was involved in the making of this video needs to be euthanized. Thumbs up to anyone who can watch it till the end.

Watch the video below. I have included the lyrics (If they can be called that) of the song below too. Be sure to wash your ears with bleach after listening.


This world of ours is full of choice

But must I choose between only John or Joyce?

Are my options only hard or moist?

My vagina has its own voice

Not vocal cords, a metaphorical voice

Sometimes I do a voice for my vagina

Please don’t tell me I’m the only one who does that

‘Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh

Much more than either or, or, or

Power bottom or power top

Versatile love may have some butt stuff

It’s evolution, ain’t nothing new

There’s nothing taboo about a sex stew

Just add salt or Gerard Depardieu 

French treasure

‘Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh

Much more than either or, or, or

If they’re alive I’ll date ’em

Channing or Jenna Tatum

I’m down for anything

Don’t box in my box

Give someone new a handy

Then give yourself props

(Male voice: Oh you think you’re so smart, did you learn gay in college?)

Chill with all of that while I drop some knowledge 

Sexuality’s a spectrum 

Everyone is on it

Even you might like it if you sit up on it

Drag queen, drag king, just do what feels right

You’re tall pansexual, flirty wood sprite 

Who enjoys a fleshlight in the cold moonlight?

(Male voice: With a sad clown Skyping via satellite?)

Damn skippy, home slice, 

Sing it with me all night

Sex how you want it, it’s your goddamn right

‘Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh

Much more than either or, or, or

Get off your soapbox

Get off your soapbox

My sex junk’s better than bagels with lox

With lots of schmear


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